~Hane-Hime

Everytime I was taking a nap yesterday my sister woke me up. She woke me right in the middle of a crack dream too..... and it had Yoshi in it too, damn it!
You know, I always thought the man of the house was suppose to do their job and kill ugly ass bugs when asked. BULL~! While me and my sister were playing Mario Kart I looked out the screen door and saw some sort of weird looking bug.....
Me: OMG Look Jay~(what i call my sister). Look at that bug~!
Jay: THAT'S A COACHROUCH~!!!
Me and my sister started to scream KILL IT~! We asked our grandpa to kill it but he just ignored us. (Damn it you're the man of the house! DO YOUR JOB~!) So my sister sprayed the screen door so now the down stairs smells like bug spray.